yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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