WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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