Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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