so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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