we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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