Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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