chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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