I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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