Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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