Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ok first of all what the fuck
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
