What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
