I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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