protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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