u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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