He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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