People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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