that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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