Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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