Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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