Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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