seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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