She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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