My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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