I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The best revenge is premature balding
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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