Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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