What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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