So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
