yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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