Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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