let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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