GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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