just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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