belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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