i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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