We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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