I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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