But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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