Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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