I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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