What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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