he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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