peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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