got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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