Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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