Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
