i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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