so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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