Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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