And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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