And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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