Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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