He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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