i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He better not be in your backpack
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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