No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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