Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently you make a good broom.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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