no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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