He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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