Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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